FRIDAY
JULY 8TH, 2011
(The
God Machine)
8:07
AM
Early bird gets the worm, journal! Or in our case, the
early, uh… Cockroach Jesus gets the.. Cipher! Yeah!
..wait a
minute. I’m on the Exodus.
And I'm alone.
8:10
AM
“Attention, patrons. Captain America speaking. I hope
you enjoyed your stay flying over the Cape Cod Expansion, thank you
come again.
“And will the owner of a white guitar controller
please report to the bridges in the sky? Thank you. This has been
Captain John Wilkes 'America' Booth, advising you to perish in fire.
Booth out!”
Hmm.. there's something not quite right about
this.
I guess I'm wanted on the bridge!
8:14
AM
The windows all cackle. Through each, I see myself
sleeping in one of many bedrooms I’ve slept in throughout my
life.
The ceiling’s a long tongue.
It's gonna be one of
those days today. Yeah, okay.
8:20
AM
I turned a corner, and the hallway extends a long way
forward, but the walls and floor and ceiling fade into a blue sky.
The occasional tile of a floor or wall remains, floating in
mid-air.
In the far distance, I see a floating bridge in the
sky. Magnificent.
On the bridge, I can see a figure
standing.
How do I get there?
ASJIF
FALLING
FALLING
I’M
FALLING INTO INFINITY
THE PUN DOESN’T MAKE ME ANY LESS SCARED
8:23
AM
I landed on a cloud. I’m okay!
…WAIT
OH
GOD
I FORGOT THESE WEREN’T CLOUDS, OH GOD
OH GOD IT’S
HAIRY
WHY ARE THERE HEADCRABS THIS MAKES NO SENSE
THE
SPIDERCLOUD IS CRAWLING WITH HALF-LIFE HEADCRABS.
Tiger Stripes,
let’s
GET THE FUCK OFF MY HEAD
BAH good
Let’s run!
8:29
AM
Jumping off the edge of a gargantuan spider probably
isn’t a good idea, but what the hell!
GERONIMOOOOOO
8:30
AM
I landed in a tree that was rather close to me.
My
surroundings are all trees. All red, for that matter. I can hear
distant roars of jungle animals. Even if they weren't alien, that
still wouldn't be a great thing to hear.
8:35
AM
I climbed down the tree. I’m now in the middle of
nowhere, no idea where I’m going from here.
I’m.. gonna try
south. We’ll call this direction south.
8:40
AM
I hear the faint rustling of leaves.
..this is
vaguely reminding me of something I once wrote.
8:41
AM
Okay, now it’s uncannily similar.
All sounds have
now ceased entirely other than the faint rustling of leaves in one
direction.
I can’t even hear my footsteps, and I can clearly
see my feet hitting the ground. I can’t hear my writing into the
journal. The rustling of leaves is not loud at all, so it’s not
drowning the noise out.
No, what’s drowning the noise out is
silence.
8:45
AM
I’ve been led east and south so far. The sound of the
leaves changes direction every few acres or so.
8:47
AM
I can suddenly hear again. But I’m still smack-dab in
the middle of the woods. Not sure if want.
Okay. I see manmade
paths on the ground. “Manmade” may not be accurate, but oh well.
They’re dirt. They lead both south and west. I’m gonna try south
first. Nothing beats south.
8:50
AM
Except doors. There’s a locked door here, and it’s
wedged between two large boulders, forming the edge of a hill, rock
wall. Scenery.
I can’t go around. Turning back.
8:53
AM
Trying west now.
8:59
AM
There’s a floating key here.
..grabbing.
9:00
AM
As soon as I grabbed it, a door appeared out of thin air
and slammed shut. The choice was either “grab key” or “go
further this way,” I suppose. Going back to the locked door.
9:09
AM
The key works.
Soon as I walk through, the door
slams shut, locked behind me.
All sound ceased again, except for
the faint rustling of distant leaves. To the south.
9:14
AM
I walked for a little bit, then I blinked and I’m in a
very rocky place. Green rocks.
I see pairs of very long black
legs all around, stretching into the sky. I think
they're legs? They're solid rectangular black poles, in pairs of two.
My gut sees these and thinks "legs." I’m
not sure what’s on top.
..that was a thud. It shook the
ground.
That was another.
We got footsteps comin’ our
way.
Oh goodie, that was a loud roar, hurting my ears, comes
from all directions
hello I hear drums
Thud
thud
WOMP
Where
is it?!
9:17
AM
Aaand I’m out. I’m now on a long sandy path. Regular
sand, blue sky pulsing orange and purple, rocks of green, and
lightning that spawns hamburgers on fine china. As odd as it is to
say, it’s familiar ground. We saw this kind of landscape when we
got here last night.
Continuing south.
9:20
AM
This is just a wasteland.
Lots of huge rocks nearby.
Towering over me! The huge ones range from all colours of the
rainbow, and even some I’ve never seen before. That one over there
looks like a reddish green.
9:25
AM
I recognize this place, for sure. I see the cave we
entered from over there. Doesn’t appear to be any way to get up
there; it’s above-ground quite a bit.
I'm still southbound.
9:55
AM
Going ‘round some huge rocks here. The scale of
everything here is gigantic. I imagine there are places on Earth that
are as big as this? Untouched places, the majesty of nature.
10:03
AM
I see change on the horizon. I see the landscape
becoming.. not so flat. It looks like a mountain range.
10:06
AM
Oh dear god, that’s twisted.
Literally.
The
mountains.. well, none of them are shaped like typical mountains.
Some are corkscrews, some are perfectly square, some are actually
upside-down, and.. I see the tallest mountain. It’s
hourglass shaped.
The Twisty Mountain Range, I guess we’ll
call it. The Twisties.
10:14
AM
Separating the plains from the Twisties is a humongous
cave. It’s not green, though; it’s grey. A rather.. monotonous
grey.
I’m goin’ in. ..well, I’m heading towards it.
It's
gonna. Take a bit of time to get there.
Sigh.
11:03
AM
Upon entry, my vision switched to 100% black-and-white.
Greyscale!
I’ve still yet to actually encounter fauna, and
thank heavens for that.
11:15
AM
The greyscale actually makes it easier to see where I’m
going in the low visibility. There’s a very slight turn, and I can
see what looks like an exit up ahead. Of course, I’m pretty sure
it’s still a few miles away.
11:30
AM
I wasn't sure at first,
but my vision's getting filled with static. I even had to
double-check, I'm not wearing my helmet. There's no interference.
Just... static. Like I'm looking through an old television set.
11:35
AM
what the
A highway just appeared in my vision.
A
Guitar Hero highway.
Oh shit, notes!
...Tiger
Stripes.
Does this work?
11:41
AM
It was Megadeth’s “Sudden Death,” Guitar Hero 6.
I saw the notes, and I tried playing Tiger Stripes. Despite not being
plugged into anything, it worked perfectly.
Every time I missed
a note, the ground rumbled, so I tried not to let my crowd meter drop
too far. I really didn’t want to find out what’d happen. Luckily,
that wasn't that much of a
worry. I spent a lot of time getting good at these games. ;D
I
shredded, journal. I shredded for the first time in months. Many
months. .w. Tiger Stripes, you have done well. I kiss you firmly on
the neck!
11:46
AM
But why was it
Guitar Hero...?
11:50
AM
Welcome to the Twisties, journal.
..oh god, Moonside
not bawesome. o_e
Well, on the plus side, I can see colours
again! All the better to see:
The ground, under my feet, is also
up there above me, in the sky, a perfect mirror image. The mountains
do not touch their mirrors though; there is a clear gap for the
purple-pulsing sky to bleed through.
However, the tallest
mountain, the hourglass, does not mirror. ..unless you count the top
half of the hourglass. The point where the mountain reaches the very
center, the thinnest part of the hourglass, is where reality mirrors.
Maybe it was never an hourglass mountain at all.
I’m still on
sand, but I see the ground is littered with green rocks. I have a
sneaking suspicion as to what’s going on here.
12:06
PM
Yep, the ground is now fully green rocks.
In the
distance, I see the long legs.
I'm really damn transfixed by
these things?
Picture a typical nature painting. Now picture
pairs of thick black lines extending from the ground to as high as
you can see scattering the landscape. Now picture some of the legs
slowly walking in different directions. Shuffling, step by step, into
wherever.
12:24
PM
I’m going up a small mountain. It’s sorta spiral
shaped. I’m kinda just heading south, towards the hourglass
mountain.
Call it a hunch.
12:32
PM
Goin’ dow
whoa
up?
I’m upside-down, I
just know it. I crossed over to the other end of the mountain, but as
soon as I stepped to the downward slope on the other side, I felt
reality.. warp. And now I’m walking upwards to the ground.
12:56
PM
Walking forward is hard when your hair is falling up.
The
leg creatures have also warped. They are now above me, on the mirror.
I still can't see any heads.
1:21
PM
I made it to the hourglass mountain. I begin my descent
now.
..ascent.
Descent. I don’t know. Above/below.
2:00
PM
I can see all kinds of stuff from this height. This isn’t
taking long to walk up, and yet I’m so high up already. I'm not far
from the thinnest point, the midpoint of the hourglass.
2:24
PM
Donnie! :DDDD
"Jordan!"
hug
What
are you doing up here? Did you wake up here?
"The sensible
thing to do when lost in an alien landscape and separated from your
party is to look for landmarks and wait there."
Have you
seen anything like a way out, or a, I dunno, big grand temple saying
"CIPHER HERE?"
"Nothing like that, no. It's been
a lot of this general kind of
environment. But I did find this
stuck in a tree."
what
You just pulled a grappling
hook out of your pants!
"I told you, it was in a tree! I've
just been carrying it!"
Well! I'm sure it'll come in
handy.
"I considered using it to swing around the trees and
rocks. Okay, I mean I did
use it to do that. I wanted to understand how to use it. But I
can't—"
hold on! When I woke up, I was on a big boat, and
a voice told me I had to go to the bridge. And there was
a bridge, out in the sky, but I couldn't reach it.
"Okay!
Sure! That's.. literally the kind of thing we need to know."
If
we're gonna reach it before nightfall, we'll have to start walking
now.
3:32
PM
Bottom of the
mountain.
I hear what the hell is that noise. Sounds like
a WOMP WOMP.
It’s dubstep. But where’s it coming from?
3:33
PM
"Swag..."
It’s
the leg things. Now that the music is playing, their heads have
appeared: they’re boomboxes,
amps, speakers in general.
Just a box playing music, out
the bottom of which extend two long black legs. They strut as they
play.
"What do we call them?"
Legsteps.
Among
the coolest creatures we've encountered yet.
4:02
PM
Up the
okay, down the mountain from
before.
"It's almost easier
with music playing, isn't it? Easier to get moving."
4:35
PM
Bottom of that mountain. Holy shit, this song kicks ass.
I feel ready to dance my way back to
wait a minute what’s that
spidercloud doing so close
OH GOD
IT’S DROPPING
HEADCRABS
Of course. If the music intensifies, there’s gonna
be battles. Should have expected that.
Thank fuck I have a
rifle!
4:42
PM
Finished off that wave of headcrabs, but the worst
possible thing has happened: I ran out of ammo. We ditched our
storage box yesterday-- I think we just.. switched worlds at one
point and it didn't come with us-- so we're not sure what to do with
this empty gun. I tried using it to whack
the headcrabs, but, uh, yeah I switched back to just using Tiger
Stripes for that.
Donnie's holding onto the rifle for now.
I
see another spidercloud coming this way. They won’t stop, so I
guess we shouldn’t stop moving!
5:03
PM
Made it to the cave.
5:45
PM
The Legsteps have silenced their pumping.
The
highway has entered my eyesight. Rock Band this time.
Tiger
Stripes, let’s kick some fucking ass.
5:51
PM
Oh god, it was Dream Theater’s “Constant Motion”
this time. That song’s tricky as fuck; I could practically feel the
cave threatening to fall apart by the time the solo ended.
But
of course, this is me we’re talking about here. Me and Tiger
Stripes. We were made for this stuff.
6:20
PM
Out of the cave. God, we’re almost sorta there. o_e;
This is taking forever, though.
"Wait."
?
"...why
don't we just use the fucking grappling hook?"
...oh. Oh
yeah.
"God, I'm a moron."
6:40
PM
The two of us,
grappling from rock to rock... we’re halfway through the
wasteland now.
I kissed her, yes. Because this is a lifesaver.
She blushed. .w.
7:03
PM
Okay, we’re actually out of the wasteland. We must have
bypassed at least a dozen waves of headcrabs.
Heading north
through this path.
7:05
PM
We walked, we blinked, now we’re on the bridge in the
sky.
Did we not even need the... whatever.
Immaculate white
surfaces, almost blinding here in the middle of the air with that sun
hitting us. The sky is a beautiful blue, and I can see someone
standing at the edge of the bridge.
The sky’s rapidly turning
a rich dark purple.
"The God Machine…"
That
figure. Wearing a thick white cloak, long brown hair covering his
head.
donnie and I are apprehensive. this is the only person
we've seen in this bizarre world.
"Down there, can you see
it?"
Uh.
silence
peering over the edge.
It
looks like a... church? No roof, so I can see into it, looks more
like an arena.
"Do you see the cross on the
ground?"
Yeah…
"That, my child, is the God
Machine. Guardian of the fifth Cipher. It must be reckoned
with."
Wow…
So, uh, who are you?
7:08
PM
He turned and looked at me. He was Jesus Christ. His eyes
were an empty gaze, staring at me, unblinking. His warm smile never
faltered.
Then he reached an arm out to touch my shoulder, and I
saw under his robe and recognized him by his insect body.
Donnie
screamed at Cockroach Jesus, and then he pushed me off the bridge.
Donnie dove after me, grabbed me tight, and grappled us onto the
bridge to allow a safe rappel down to the jungle below.
When we
were safe, I threw up a little bit. All that happened quick.
I,
uh. I need a moment. That was almost death!
7:15
PM
We have a job to do. I know roughly where that church is,
I know the direction anyway. We just have to get through the forest
of silence.
The sky isn’t getting darker; it’s
getting purpler. Which may or may not be a word.
But
anyway. The path that continues north is shut by that door. But all
is silent again, except for the faint rustling of leaves to the
west.
Guess we just gotta follow the leaves!
7:19
PM
Donnie seems a little confused by the silence, but she’s
following me. Good.
The sound continues this way.
7:22
PM
FFFFFFFFF
HEADCRABS
Oh, I see how it is. A
spidercloud was above us this whole time, but I couldn’t hear it or
anything. Relying on just my sight sucks.
DIE, HEADCRABS!
7:27
PM
Leaves north!
..headcrabs, too!
7:32
PM
Pause in the headcrabs, and the leaves are now east.
7:39
PM
Ah-ha, I see that spidercloud!
7:41
PM
..fuck. Door here, locked, needs a key.
Why do I get
the feeling I know exactly where the key is?
That spidercloud
looks about ready to drop a massload of headcrabs.
..Donnie’s
giving me the hook. Why.
Go get the key,
I’ll distract the crab things.
..that was her writing,
by the way. In my journal. Communication.
But!
..yes,
ma'am. :c
7:43
PM
Hooking through the jungle is surprisingly easy.
7:51
PM
KEY, THERE
SNAG
KEY GET
GOING
7:58
PM
Oh my god Jordan hurry hurry hurry
8:02
PM
DONNIE, oh god there’s a headcrab on your head
I
GOT IT
I got it.
Okay, let’s open this goddamn door.
8:07
PM
Continued east. The leaves want us north now.
8:10
PM
West!
8:13
PM
North again.
8:15
PM
I can hear again! We made it.
But wait, fuck, where
do we go from here?
8:16
PM
Donnie says the next spidercloud looks even bigger than
the last. She predicts way more headcrabs than ever.
Fuck, so we
have a time limit, too. Where the hell is the exit.
8:17
PM
…what if our time limit is our exit?
Donnie,
hold on tight. This is a bit of an Indy Ploy, but here goes.
8:19
PM
OH GOD we made it
I grappled the spidercloud, but
first it was too far, so I just grappled the tallest tree and then
got the cloud. Now we’re on top of it.
On the downside, there
are literal waves of headcrabs up here. They have formed a
freaking ocean.
On the upside, I see the faux-Exodus in
the distance coming our way. I need it closer. I need a clear shot.
8:20
PM
Oh god, here comes the first wave of headcrabs.
Deep
breath, Jordan. There is no way this won’t knock you clear off the
cloud.
…unless.
8:21
PM
Oh god, that was a risky idea but I can’t
believe it worked.
I hooked the top of the wave and now Donnie
and I are surfing.
fffff the headcrabs are toppling off the
cloud
HOOK HOOK HOOK HOOK HOOK
8:23
PM
The ship is so close I can almost touch it
But not
close enough yet
The headcrabs are getting restless, oh
god
They’re forming a giant wave, a tidal headcrab
wave.
…this might be the shot I needed. Donnie, grab on tight.
8:25
PM
RIDING THE TALLEST WAVE EVER.
WITH A GIRL CLINGING
TO MY SIDE.
ON TOP OF A GIANT FLYING SPIDER.
THIS IS
AWESOME.
8:26
PM
But this isn’t gonna last long; we’re almost to the
edge of the cloud.
Leap of faith time.
8:27
PM
NAILED IT.
Oh, and apparently this ship is actually
called the Eggs Opus. Because of course it is.
But here
we are, we’re clinging to a window on the floating ship.
I’m
gonna try to hook the deck of the ship, so we can at least be on top.
8:29
PM
We’re on top now. I’m making a lot of lucky shots, I
guess.
8:30
PM
..what now, another challenge? Not even any music?
There
seems to be a large shadow on the ground moving around. The shadow is
morphing into different shapes.
And the Eggs Opus is
slowly turning around, about to head towards the bridge in the
sky.
So we have another game of survival. Except I’m not sure
what this shadow does.
8:32
PM
..it’s now the shadow of a giant person. Standing
still.
Little life-sized shadows of humans are rising out of the
ground.
Just standing there.
8:34
PM
Many more of them now.
Donnie says they look almost
like they’re deciding what move to make.
Personally, I think
they look more like they’re waiting for us to.
8:37
PM
We’re about halfway to the bridge.
The shadows are
still just standing there. There’s no more shadow on the ground.
8:39
PM
I’m stepping forward.
..and the shadows all
multiply. o___o
A second shadow person just… climbed
out of each one. Now they have all doubled.
8:40
PM
Donnie’s stepping forward too.
..the shadows all
multiplied again.
I’m afraid to do anything else.
8:44
PM
The bridge is here. C’mon, Donnie. Grab me.
…fuck,
she had to take some steps to. Now there are way more shadows.
HOOK,
GET US OUT. Why am I scared. I DON’T KNOW, SHUT UP.
8:45
PM
We’re on the bridge, we’re on the bridge! We’re on
the bridge. Okay.
…now what? We're back where we just
were.
Cockroach
Jesus is gone, though.
Good.
Let's just.. catch our breath.
8:46
PM
Okay.
After
catching our breaths, we figured there's only really one choice from
here. We didn't do it before because Cockroach Jesus forced our
hands, but, there is an obvious cathedral-arena thing visible from
here. And inside it is the Cipher.
There's still something
weirding me out about it. There is
a giant cross on the ground, that's what we're looking for I think,
but it's.. writhing.
It's
a creature.
It's sleeping.
8:49
PM
It was a simple grapple away.
The ground of this
cathedral is a mix of purple, dark blue, and black, as are the walls.
There’s the occasional Roman-y pillar.
The cross-thing is
still sleeping.
This cathedral is absolutely enormous.
It’s at least the size of ten football fields. And the cross-thing
takes up at least half of it, in length, though it's also pretty
thin.
I’m going to take a look around.
8:50
PM
FFFFFF
just bumped right into a Legstep. Didn’t
see it there. Sorry.
…I can see an amp up there. I have a bad
feeling about
whoa actually this is a pretty cool intro. No
bass, just a sinister-sounding harmony.
Almost like it’s
background music.
……
fuck.
8:51
PM
Yep. The thing’s waking up. ..eah. The writhing things
on it are all hairs, tiny and big, all black. And it’s standing up.
Like a colossus crucifix or something. No face, only movement.
Its
arms are pointing down.
Two marble panels lay on the ground
nearby. They both have inscriptions.
One says Deus Ex
Machina, the other The Fifth Cipher.
This..
is a Cipher? O____O;;
Fuuuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
Deus Ex
Machina. Latin for “God out of the machine,” I think. Because
of theatre, they had a machine, a pulley system to lower and raise
god-characters on and off the stage.
It was the, uh.
The.
...the
God Machine.
It's raising an arm, clearly telegraphing that it's
about to
8:53
PM
Avoided it oh god
Wow, there’s a lot of Legsteps.
Pumping one badass song.
I gotta admit, if ever my life got a
video game and it had epic boss battles, dubstep would not
have been my first choice for background music. But maybe it would
now.
8:55
PM
This is easy so far. The God Machine’s just standing up
and then slamming itself into the ground, trying to crush us. It’s
slow.
8:57
PM
ffffffuck?
The Shadowclones have entered the
cathedral! o_e The.. the ones that clone themselves!
Great, of
course, gotta put on the pressure, gotta give us a fight.
Fucking
boss fights.
Okay, God Machine. You’re about to find out why
you should never fight me when badass music is playing.
..as am
I.
Tiger Stripes, let’s use that strength of ours.
8:59
PM
Random idea. Running around the fucker.
Shadowclones
following me, cloning themselves, manifesting towards me.
9:00
PM
The God Machine tried to crush me, got a face full of
shadow.
…damn. o_o The shadow dudes are somehow pierced,
pinned to the hairs on the Machine. They can’t move. They’re
flailing about.
…shit, crush time again. Running.
9:01
PM
It got more Shadowclones. They’re starting to merge
with each other.
9:03
PM
New discovery: They’re slowing it down.
Gotta
keep running, though.
9:05
PM
Shit! The Machine has been hindered enough that now it’s
not even trying to crush me. It looks dazed and confused. And the
dubstep’s come to a quiet part. I take it this is a cue of
sorts.
But for what, fuck fuck fuck.
9:06
PM
..what’s it doing
nonononono c’mon
It shook
the Shadowclones off! They’re retreating into the ground. More are
still heading my way, and in comes round two of the God Machine.
9:08
PM
It’s getting shadows on it and slowing down, but what
do I do when it’s dazed?!
9:12
PM
Okay, it’s dazed. uh uh uh uh
…fuck!
Donnie went up to it and whacked it with the empty rifle! She knocked
it over! o_o
The music’s pumping up.
9:13
PM
We climbed on
top of its exposed underbelly. Time to hit the weak point for massive
damage.
SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
Jumping
off now.
Machine’s flipping over, onto its.. 'stomach?'
9:15
PM
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
it’s speeding around the
cathedral, hoo boy dive dive
dive
9:16
PM
The very top of it is opening up.
…it’s charging
something up, energy speeding towards the white gap in its head.
WAIT
MY SENSES ARE TINGLING
THAT’S A WEAK POINT TOO
GOTTA BE
9:17
PM
SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH
DIVE TO THE
SIDE
fwaaaaaaaaaaaah that’s a huge laser
It’s getting
hurt.
…and now it’s getting up.
Back to square one!
9:20
PM
It’s trying to crush us twice as fast now and getting
less Shadowclones per crush than before.
Mixing things up. I
like that.
Actually no I don’t. Never liked boss battles
themselves. Always just loved the atmosphere.
9:25
PM
dazed
smash
and
down goes the goliath
massive
damage time
9:26
PM
attacked with all we could. got off of it. now it's going
to flip over and shoot around the room. rinse and repeat.
9:27
PM
divedivedivedive
divedivedive
WOMP
WOMP
divedive
9:29
PM
laser
donnie's got it this time
just whacking
the fucker again and again
Remember to
dive!!!
fwaaaaaaaaaaaah
she's good
9:30
PM
The Legsteps are starting to play the song differently.
This boss has a phase two, doesn’t it?
…the bastard can fly.
9:31
PM
The fancy pillars around us are all tilting towards the
center of the room. …and opening up at the top. o_o
And
shooting a light, a liquid light. It spirals out of each pillar and
injects directly into its body.
…I hear a whirring sound.
Gonna dive.
9:32
PM
SHIT, that was like some kind of sonic rainbow.. boom
thing.
Fired directly for my face. I’m glad I can dodge.
And
now the pillars fire back into it. Recharging.
…FFFFFFF it
recharges fast.
"Okay, what can we do? What can we
do?"
DIVE
We can try to.. fuck up the pillars!
9:35
PM
Why must they be so far away from each other?
OKAY
WHACKING THIS ONE
…DIVE
Every time I whack, it changes
the colour that it sends.
Let’s tryyyyy yellow!
kay
kay kay running to next pillar oh god dive dive dive
9:36
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It’s fiiiring in raaapidfiiiire
9:37
PM
okay it’s back to normal firespeed
9:39
PM
Next pillar! whackwhack
YELLOW
DIVEDIVEDIVEDIVEDIVEDIVE
Two down, two to go!
9:45
PM
WHACKWHACK
DIVE
WHACKWHACKWHACK
YELLOW
DIVEDIVEDIVEDIVEDIVEDIVEDIVE
9:47
PM
NOT STOPPING
STILL RAPID
OH GODDDD
9:49
PM
OH GOD
9:52
PM
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
DIVE
WHACK
YELLOW
…the
whir is now a high-pitched whine. It’s pulsing a bright light my
eyes
It’s gonna blow. o_o
COVERCOVERWHERE
9:54
PM
hiding behind a pillar
not the best of plans but
still
9:55
PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
fucking
blew the Legsteps right out of the cathedral
I’m okay. Oh god,
I’m okay.
Hat’s on fire a little, but I’m okay.
9:56
PM
The God Machine
is gone. Donnie's behind a pillar at the other side of the arena.
In
the center are three floating figures.
One is Gas Masky. The
Archangel? The man in the gas mask. Arms crossed in tight latex.
He
is in between two black-suited... hatted... oh man, it's them.
The men in black, the people we can't get a good look at. Are they
the Musicians?
Death is lowering down to the ground
"Five
down. Two left. I didn't even see that one go down."
"He
did it while your attention was elsewhere." voice
without a source. I think it's the musicians.
"The
slimy bastard. He knows nothing about spectacle."
men in
black looking at me
now death looking at me
"Then
again, he is also impeccable
at surprises. You there, boy. What are you cowering for? You
destroyed Deus Ex Machina. That was a feat!"
Uh!!!
"Come
out here, and stand by your accomplishment!"
9:57
PM
donnie's still
hiding. it's just me walking out to these.. things.
"What's
your name?"
I'm. hoo. breath.
I'm Jordan Dooling. And
you are?
handshake, firm "The Grim Reaper."
Are
you going to kill me?
"Kill
you? Of course not!" leans in closer "You're
entertainment."
lets go of my hand "You're the X factor I've been hearing so
much about. You're not meant to be here."
Is that..
okay?
"It's
whatever you want it to be."
"There is
another one hiding behind us."
"Oh?"
gas masky turns around. they're all looking at donnie's pillar. "Two
of you. That's getting less entertaining."
Please don't
hurt her.
he looks at me "Her? Oh!
A boy and a girl! Young love! A tight unit.
I stand corrected; that is most
entertaining. I can work with that. What's her name? Tell her she's
safe to come out."
Uh!
Donnie! It's okay,
Donnie!
...slowly, hesitantly, she peeks out and steps over to
me, trying to look small
holding
my hand
9:59
PM
We.. defeated the
Cipher, right?
gas masky "Probably. I have no idea how it
works, kid. The Rapture's new to me too."
Then what are you
doing here? Right after it died…
disembodied voice "We
were summoned. We and the Ecclesiarchway."
gas
masky's frustrated "You didn't have to tell them my name!"
"What
does it matter? They mean nothing to you."
"Does
no one in this world
understand anything about spectacle?"
So.
You were summoned. All three of you.
"If
one were to discern what must have been intended by the summoning
force, one would suppose that we were summoned to dispose of
you."
Shit.
"We
have had our eyes on you for a while. This would be the perfect
opportunity to do it. Grimaldi, stop it, we are going to do this a
more patient way."
Uh?
ecclesiarch
"No, I want these two alive. It looks like Rapture has a place
for them, with big exciting fights!
And as long as they don't get in the way, we could use
something like this…"
Uhhh???
"So! It's
decided. Don't kill them. Just
send them on their way."
Yes! Yes, just send us on our
way!
...where do we go from here
"Into your
minds."
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(Attached: “But I thought Ten Speed was a guy. Goddammit, this is more misdirection, isn’t it? I always fall for that. -Priestess in the Street”)