SUNDAY
JUNE 5TH, 2011
(WOMP WOMP)
4:30 AM
I’ve slept
plenty. Now I’m ready to go and do shit.
4:36 AM
I’m gonna take
a walk around this town, see what’s there to see.
5:29 AM
Hello, handsome.
I found a mirror in a shop. A big mirror.
Y’know, I
didn’t realize I looked so damn good in this white suit. The
actual jacket is more of a light-blue colour, but I guess it’s to
set me apart from most white-suit folk. I think Mistress really
thought this outfit through. It’s like.. a proper disguise.
After all this killing, nobody’s gonna recognize me because I’ll
be wearing all black and carrying a guitar controller!
I gotta
try not to get blood all over the suit.
5:41 AM
…no way.
You
have got to be shitting me, this can’t possibly be real.
This
is a fucking CD shop.
5:53 AM
Sunsetters’ No
Entry, Genesis’ Abacab, and I decided to give Bonnjo
Vjonsped’s experimental years a try with Womp Womp. I dunno,
it looks interesting.
Luckily, in Rapture, there’s no worry
about paying for shit. >w>
5:59 AM
Went back to my
car. Gonna listen to this shit on that music player, so I can
play it super-loud and not wake people up.
Let’s try Womp
Womp.
6:19 AM
WOMP
WOMP
WOMP WOMP
WOMP WOMP
WOMP WOMP
WOMP WOMP
Take
the bass
Rock the place
Kick the space
In the
face
With a taste
Of your case
Of Bud Lite taste
AND
THE PARTY GOES
WOMP WOMP
WOMP WOMP
7:10
AM
Okay, that was about as close to the music of the gods as
anything could get without being progressive rock. That was
legitimately amazing.
I’m tired. I’ve been dancing too much.
I’m gonna go back to the hotel.
7:28 AM
There’s that
little kid again. He’s just sitting, cross-legged, in the
hallway.
He’s looking at me, and he’s smiling. It’s an
innocent smile, but I can see something behind it. Like he knows
something. And he’s just.. waiting.
..I’m gonna wait in the
bar.
7:31 AM
Bar’s fairly
quiet, no doubt because it’s this early.
7:47 AM
Ferdinando came
in. He’s sitting nearby, minding his own.
I don’t think I’ll
use my crowbar for this. I’m gonna take a glass. Tall
glass.
..fuck, I don’t know how the hell I’m gonna make it
out of this. I do not look forward to it.
8:25 AM
I was so
barbaric
He wasn’t a monster and I was so barbaric
9:56 AM
Hiding. Found a
house. Hiding. Oh god, I must have gotten the whole town after
me.
I think Ferdinando was the messenger they were sending to
Manresa.
I’m gonna.. I’m just gonna rest a bit. Just a bit.
12:03 PM
..motherfucker
where’s my car where is my car
No no no nooo oh god no, all my
prog was in there
I’m.. no. No, just no no, no please, I can’t
do this, my prog. ._.
Oh god.
12:07 PM
…false alarm,
I just remembered I took all my CDs into the house with me.
BUT
STILL. My car!
Looks like I’m back to walking.
12:34 PM
Like before, I
have no idea where I’m going now. I mean, I know I’m going to
Manresa, but I have no idea where that is.
I guess I’ll
just keep following this road.
3:01 PM
God, it’s
getting hot.
5:22 PM
I’ve noticed
that there have been a lot less crazy monsters ever since I left
Blackpool. I almost miss them. It’s better than all this boredom.
8:49 PM
I’m getting
very tired. I’m just gonna.. stop in this house here. And sleep.
8:57 PM
FUCK RUN
RUN
OH GODDD RUN RUN RUN
9:14 PM
There were
people there, oh my god. They answered the door with a shotgun. And
said “Dios mio, el bufon blanco!”
I guess that’s my
name now. The white buffoon.
9:32 PM
Another house.
I’m gonna try this one.
9:40 PM
Empty,
completely empty. Perfect. I’m gonna get some shut-eye,
then.
Hopefully tomorrow will be better than today was.
(Attached: “While Womp Womp wasn’t the first instance of dubstep in the music world, it was probably the funniest. Bonnjo Vjonsped are the world’s dumbest metal band. Their name is pronounced ‘Bon Jovi on speed,’ a pronunciation that literally makes no sense when you look at the way it’s spelled and think about it for a second. They spent most of their years in obscurity, though Womp Womp was met on release with a warm reception since no one had heard of these guys so the critics assumed the album was a parody. The cheesy lyrics were quite serious, I assure you. I’ve met the guys.”)