SATURDAY
JULY 16TH, 2011
(Infinite
Series)
9:59
AM
Yawn.
Alright, wakey-wakey! We’ve got a lotta work
to do today.
10:00
AM
Sleepville just got darker.
What.
The other
sleepers are all standing up at once.
“Go back to
sleep.”
…RUN
10:01
AM
Their eyes are in REM, spinning so fast. But open.
“Sleep
forever.”
oh god get in the raptor get in thE
RAPTOR
okay great
oh god
THAT’S PYRAMID HEAD WHAT
THE FUCK
RUN HIM
OVER
IT’S SWEEPING ITS THINGY
OH GOD
10:03
AM
it got a chunk of our hood
we weren't going fast
enough to run him over
donnie's backing up
okay let's just
go around it then
"No. I've got this…"
oh
god
okay
10:04
AM
still weren't going fast enough. Pyramid Head's taken our
whole hood off. it's rearing up to hit us through the
windshield
donnie.…
"I can do this. I can do
this."
she's trying one more time
pyramid head is
ready to strike us when we drive up to him…
we need more speed
than what we've been getting…
and there are other sleepers
coming up to our car…
donnie, please…
"In for a
penny, in for a pound." she's reaching her leg up
SLAM
down
on the gas pedal
10:05
AM
CRUNCH
we fucking
knocked him over
we hit another sleeper on the way and it lifted
the front of the car up enough to really hit
pyramid head in the chest
and then donnie kept driving
that
crunch was either its spine or its... pyramid.. head
and now
we're off.
We’re past Pyramid Head.
u_u;;
But where are we going?
It’s just miles and
miles of pillow hills out here!
10:10
AM
Is it just me, or is the..
oh
fuck.
The blanket sky is lowering.
DRIVE FASTER, DONNIE. D:
10:13
AM
The blanket will hit us in a matter of minutes.
And
I don’t see any exit in sight.
10:14
AM
…oh god.
Behind us is Cthulhu. No, really. That’s
Cthulhu.
Look, it’s even got a giant nametag that reads
“HELLO, MY NAME IS cthulhu.”
It does take something away
from the horror of the freaky tentacle mouth, but those eyes don't
lie. Trying not to look at them.
10:15
AM
...actually, Cthulhu may be doing us a favor. He's a
fuck-off big monster, he's gaining on us, yes yes, but, that blanket
sky is gonna hit him first
before it hits us. So if that sky's really some kind of threat,
we're.. about to see...
10:18
AM
The blanket hit Cthulhu, and now it’s wrapping itself
around his entire body, forming a giant blanket cocoon.
And now
he falls over, either asleep or dead.
The terms are probably
synonymous here.
There’s another blanket coming for us
now.
This one looks a good twenty minutes away.
10:23
AM
Donnie really
put her foot down.
We’re not sure where we’re going, but
we’re going fast.
10:27
AM
WAVE OF FEAR
WHAT
A large wave of energy just
flew over us.
Now there’s no more blanket descending, no more
eternal nighttime, no more crazy creatures being beckoned to
sleep.
We’re in a different rabbit hole now.
10:29
AM
The sky here is morning blue. It looks like a sprawling
mountain range.
We’re on a tall mountain, driving on a
cliffside road a long way up
from the ocean below.
11:02
AM
This place is absolutely gorgeous. Not a single other car
in sight; it’s just us and miles of nature.
11:46
AM
Donnie, you want more music?
Okay. Here’s Rust
in Peace. c:
12:30
PM
..whoa! Hold up.
The road ahead is completely
covered by rubble.
We’re getting out of the car. Gotta stretch
our legs anyway.
12:31
PM
Yep, that’s rubble.
Clearing the road would
require a bulldozer or something.
..but god, just lookit
that scenery.
We must be a hundred-and-seventy-thousand miles
above sea level.
12:32
PM
We found a small cave nearby!
Not really got
anywhere else to go. We're taking the rifle out of the car and
Do
we have any flashlights? ...do we still have those suits?
"I
did try to bring them, but I think we lost one of them back in St.
Louis. It was easier to keep track of them when we were able to
drive, but we had to walk through there."
Well, that's..
better than nothing.
"Which one of us should take the
suit?"
You wear it. I can just look good in my hat. :3
"At
least the helmet's torch still works…"
12:35
PM
There’s a little brick house inside this cave.
o_o
Knock knock!
12:36
PM
There’s a little green praying mantis man inside. Calls
himself Polygamus.
..right! Hi, how you doing?
1:13
PM
Polygamus invited us in for tea, and we’ve been having
it and talking about stuff.
He confirmed a detail we'd heard
(but not enough of): This "Universe X" is called "Xanadu"
by the natives.
"I've been meeting travelers who look like
you that seem to think this is an Empty City or something?"
They
looked like us? Like... humans?
"They were the same species
as you. Do you have some Empty City where you're from?"
Uh!
We
literally have no idea what they were talking about.
Frankly,
I'm intrigued.
he shrugged "I'm not. Who needs a city?
Xanadu is everything.
Xanadu is life to us.
Xanadu is eternity. Do
you want to know why we call it 'Xanadu?'"
The. The
universe? Do you need a reason for that?
"There's an old
myth, see, about the One who was Three who were Five who were
Eight."
The. The what?
"He's a hero and a
monster. My mother used to tell me about him to scare me, but she got
it from her mother,
and she got it from hers,
all the way back to forever.
In the older times they cared more about the stories,
and I spent some of my life traveling around and reading all I could
about the older stories."
Right. sip
"So, the
story of the Name goes like this: The One was searching for the
Infinite... and when he found it, he could no longer leave. And
that's why it's called Xanadu."
(Attached:
"Polygamus's telling is of
a really poor quality, very
abridged, though not actually that inaccurate.
I've done my research too, and in fact I still have the books here in
front of me. So here's, as I
understand, a
more authoritative source.
The
Story of the Name:
The
One, before He was All, was only a work of function. He tasked
Himself with great adventures, each one adding Another to his Number.
His first adventure made him One, and after his second adventure He
was now Three. When His fourth adventure was complete,
He knew with His Eight minds that He could not rest, that His
adventures would never end.
And so, when He set out on His fifth
adventure, now as the Eight, He
found the Infinite.
He named it Xanadu, knowing He could no longer leave, knowing He
could no longer die. The rest of His adventures took place here. And
that is why His adventures are called the
Infinite Series.
...and
that's how it goes. Now, there are a lot
of baffling things about the myth. Like, for one, that number
sequence does not give us enough information from which to deduce
an infinite series, but there are other stories elsewhere which
make the series more clear, if no more interpretable.
And, for another, it doesn't actually explain the logic to the
name Xanadu. But that's because it's supposed
to be the Story of the Name 'Infinite Series,' the ontology of the
name of the myth itself.
This just also happens to be the oldest source that mentions Xanadu's
name.
It is significant to me, at least.
'He
found the Infinite.
He named it Xanadu, knowing He could no longer leave, knowing He
could no longer die.'
That's all we get on the subject. It's
tantalizing, isn't it?
Who is He? Well, you'll have to keep
reading for that one. But you know where he's hiding. Now you know to
watch out for him.")
...but...
wait, if it's called it because you can't leave, then.
donnie
"We've been able to
leave. And everyone we meet who talks about this place can also
leave."
Polygamus is puzzled.
"Well,
maybe that part's just a metaphor?"
1:16
PM
We told him about the apocalypse and the upcoming
Rapture, and he said “Maybe it's got something to do with that?"
I
don't actually think he has any idea.
"But if I know
anything about Xanadu, that is, if the childhood stories that I
grew up with have any truth to
them, the scary ones? I'd bet that even if you manage to leave, you'd
come out different. A shadow of your former self."
donnie
went "Huh."
yeah, I don't think this guy has any idea,
at all.
2:01
PM
Alright, thanks for the tea and the lunch. It was nice to
meet you.
let's get the heck out of here donnie
2:10
PM
…the rubble is gone. o___o
Works for us!
2:15
PM
It got storm-cloudy really quick.
..”storm-cloudy”
is totally a word now.
2:18
PM
Rain!
…wait.
The rain isn’t hitting us at
all, or the road or anything.
It’s just falling.
2:50
PM
And faster.
So fast now. o_o
3:13
PM
…OH.
The rain is hitting something— the
ocean below!
And it’s.. well, the ocean is rising!
Fast!
We’re
gonna drown!
3:19
PM
…and there’s a random jump ahead!
Ramp, and
everything! o_o
3:20
PM
Donnie, I sure
hope you know what you’re doing.
Hell, I at least hope you
were good at Mario Kart.
3:21
PM
OH GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3:22
PM
WHY ARE WE STILL FALLING
WE’VE BEEN FALLING FOR A
LONG TIME NOW
3:34
PM
….y’know, I think physics say we literally cannot
survive after falling for this long.
I’m sure some law
states that.
Maybe it’s Murphy’s Law. I dunno.
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Factory
(1)
The Raptor no longer works.
We’ve been sitting in
silent shock, because holy shit, we survived.
I gotta
say, journal. We’re badasses. I can hardly believe it.
No
air bags or anything!
Or maybe the shift between rabbit hole
worlds affects shit.
Yeah, probably that one.
…what was
that
shshsh
Factory
(2)
We hear very strange noises outside the dead
Raptor.
Neither of us can see anything when we look out the
windows.
But we can hear machinery of all sorts.
Now we can
even hear footsteps.
We’re.. we’re gonna wait for the
footsteps to pass first before we step outside.
I mean, we can’t
sit here forever. We have an adventure to undergo.
can't sit
here forever. gotta be brave.
Factory
(3)
The footsteps have passed.
I’m.. I’m gonna go
first.
…OH HELLO
HI
...YOU'RE NOT MOVING
I'M
GONNA WRITE, OKAY?
So I stepped outside and and there are four
grotesque men standing around the car.
They look dead. Mangled.
Crooked necks, like they were hung.
But their eyes are
moving.
…HIIII. :D ohgod
Factory
(4)
Donnie came out. We’re ready to fight.
…where’d
they go.
The monster men are gone.
..we’re.. okay.
Factory
(5)
The walls are not walls. They’re just shadow.
The
ground is all we see, a metal floor.
Coupled with the distant
sound of heavy machinery, and that’s why I say we’re in a
factory.
Door up ahead.
Factory
(6)
Yep, this is a factory. We’re in a large room
now.
Giant cog wheels around here, floating in mid-air, giant
eye balls in the center of each.
Factory machines drive around
and lift giant crates filled with.. well, I don't know, but I hear
screams coming from within. Maybe I'm not hearing it correctly?
There's all kinds of noises here... yeah...
Pipes pumping blood
everywhere.
Monster men standing completely still on walkways
suspended in the middle of nothingness, all staring at us.
Stray
factory doors floating around.
Where to first? >_>
Factory
(7)
This is a storage room, I can tell. Lots of shelves of
crates and boxes.
“Lots of” is an understatement; we’re in
an eldritch factory, journal. Just take a guess at how many crates
there are.
It's, like. A big number.
Factory
(8)
We’re taking a look around. I can hear heavy breathing
coming from some crates. Others sound more controlled, as if they’re
in calm sleep.
Donnie’s found a crate that seems to be making
a crying noise. I hope she doesn’t open it, but I can’t say a
word. I don’t want to.
She's reaching for it. She looks
like she has to know.
It’s
up to her at this rate. That’s what I’m afraid of.
Factory
(9)
We’re now in a room full of computers.
They’re
all Windows 95.
I feel like someone else is in the room with us.
Factory
(10)
At the back of the computer room, there’s a door
labelled “TEST SUBJECT 6.”
Donnie found a computer with text
on it.
"Someone's pumping a lot of gas into that 6 room. It
sounds like whatever was in there caused a lot of trouble and needed
to be put to sleep."
There's a porthole window on the door.
Do we want to look in?
Factory
(11)
The room is a closet-sized cell. No one is in
there.
Dark stains are on the floor.
But yeah, no one in
there.
"But." donnie's stepping back
What?
"Look,
below the door. See the shadows? Something's on the other side of
that door."
Whoa.
Okay.
Maybe so.
I didn't
see anything in there, though?
"What if it's pressed right
up against the door? Waiting for someone to enter."
..I'm
stepping away now too
Factory
(12)
What do we even think
would be in there? Or in those boxes from earlier. Are we expecting,
like. Humans?
"Xanadu creatures? Things we've never even
seen before, but in a frightened and tortured state…"
dksfkf
...big
rumble.
sounded like a roar.
didn't come from Subject 6.
came from below.
shook the whole room from far away.
Donnie,
I don't like being here. D:
"This place must be filled with
secrets. The secrets of the rabbit holes…"
Yeah, well!
You're the one who gets to wear the suit!
"I am. And.. I'm
gonna open that door. Come hide behind me."
The. The door
to subject 6?
"Yeah. C'mon, we've got to see something.
Who knows if we'll ever come this way again?"
She
steps over to the door.
I'm not just behind her, I'm.. near the
other side of the room.
She's reaching over.
Factory
(13)
On the other side was the slender man. Slumped by the
door. Donnie poked its head with her rifle, and it made no response.
Turned its head over, saw it had no face. It's. Yeah, it's the
slender man.
"Someone.. captured
the slender man?"
Fuck. I hate this. Donnie, can we please
leave? Find the next Door and.. keep moving?
"This is so
wrong. I don't understand. That computer seemed to be saying that
subject 6 was captured months ago." looking at me "We've
been seeing the
slender man, though, out on Earth."
Donnie... please... we
can talk about it later. D: Maybe there's more than one slender man,
I don't know!
"More than one?"
Like. Like the
Rake!
Please, let's.. get moving... I don't trust that thing to
not get up.
"Hm. Okay, okay. C'mon."
Factory
(14)
Following her through
walkways.
She's heading downstairs.
The mangled men things
are looking over at us but not doing anything more.
More doors
down here. On the wall, away from the railing that overlooks a great
pit of shadow. Where the roar came from earlier.
Donnie's found
a door she wants to check.
Factory
(15)
This is a narrow hallway with many doors on either
side.
"We're bound to find a rabbit hole Door if we just
keep trying."
I get the logic. I don't disagree with it.
I
just really hate the atmosphere of this place. ._.;;
"We
can start with the doors that have portholes on them. Look through
the windows, see if any take us to a place that doesn't belong."
Factory
(16)
These are all cells. Like the slender man's.
Ball
of flesh in that one.
Statue of a man with a cane?
Hands
coming out of the walls, reaching for a waterlogged woman with long
stringy hair, eyes closed but facing the window.
A man-sized
spinning top? Perpetually rotating. Seems lit from all sides, but I'm
not seeing any light sources.
..daddy long-legs. hanging from
the ceiling. ugh. hate those legs.
Factory
(17)
That door wasn't there before.
“EXIT.”
It
doesn’t look right. The door.
Factory
(18)
Large chamber. Shadows for walls. Door standing in the
middle of the room, opens up to an airplane cabin. That's our way
out.
Factory
(19)
Donnie's given the room a once-over. There's nothing,
or no one, here.
There is a piece of paper on the ground.
Scrunched up. Doesn't look like it was left deliberately.
Factory
(20)
"Red sky, barbed wire around my thoughts. Life in
prison. Cipher's ahead, a few Doors away. Someone's gotta do it.
Tiresias said. Remember, Anna: Someone's gotta do it."
…
Donnie's
heading for the Door.
Okay, let's.. let's go.
10:10
PM
Airplane. Flying. Empty seats.
We're sitting
together. Chose the middle seats.
We do both like window seats,
but, like, I'm not crazy about getting to watch alien worlds fly by
right now.
Maybe after we sleep.
It's dark out there now
anyway.
I'm.. so glad to be out of that world.
I do wonder
about that Anna. But, like. There's a lot
of Annas out there in the world.
We'll. We'll talk things
through later.
We'll find the Cipher. We'll see things
through.
We're safe for now.
sleep. let me sleep.
(Attached:
“Yes, let’s let him sleep and dream of mills and sons; I have
something on my mind. I’m thinking about parallels. Their
significance in the grand cosmic scheme of things. I’m thinking
about myself and Jordan, of course, but what’s puzzling me is a..
well. I’m thinking of the time the Devil and I, drifting through
space, saw Omega waiting near a black hole. The Devil was possessing
Omega’s previous body, so basically it was a meeting of two
omega-symbol-faced dramatic bastards.
--
Devil.
--
Omega.
--
We meet again.
--
It’s been a long time.
I backed away from the scene
slowly. Thunder clapped, and rain fell from above us towards the
black hole. Where was that rain coming from? Nothing felt right.
-- You stole my body.
-- I did. How are you
still alive?
-- You
fool. You can’t put down the Omega.
--
We’ll see about that.
I heard an approaching anger
shout my name. I gestured at the Devil; we didn’t have time for
this.
-- Where
are you off to so quickly?
--
Nowhere. He’s going to help my sister. I’m staying here
to finish you off.
I told them it was best not to stick around.
There was a powerful storm approaching. In space. But then Omega
threw the Devil a sword, and the two started their duel, so I left
for the Sampo on my own, listening for the sound of an army of Camper
behind me.”)