SATURDAY
JUNE 25TH, 2011
(Liverpool)
8:31
AM
Holy cock. I woke up in a hotel. I don’t remember
anything from the past several days. I mean, I remember being in that
city, and running from that.. giant screaming face. And then I went
down an alley and..
Motherfucker.
It was the slender
man.
It’s like motherfucking Marble Hornets Part 2.
What the fuck.
8:32
AM
I have no idea where Donnie is.
..I have no idea
where I am.
8:35
AM
There’s a safe in my room. I’m gonna try the code
“1102.”
..no? Well, fuck. I’m all out of ideas.
8:40
AM
Okay, there’s a connecting door to the next room, and I
knocked on it, and go ahead and guess who was on the other side.
If
you guessed “Donnie,” you’re wrong.
Well okay, fine,
you’re right.
8:58
AM
We have deduced that neither of us remembers anything
about the past few days.
This is a very bad thing. But we’ll
make do. We’re gonna look around the hotel.
9:01
AM
Elevator’s working, right. We’re on the seventh
floor.
Trying the ground floor.
9:02
AM
The elevator stopped on the third floor. It won’t do
anything now. The doors haven’t opened yet.
Oh, there we go.
They opened. It’s just a regular hotel hallway. Takes a left turn
after about seven doors.
9:03
AM
Donnie’s coughing a lot.
This door is ajar.
9:04
AM
That window shows nothing but bricks.
Where the hell
are we?
HELLO SLENDY
DONNIE RUN
9:05
AM
running down the haaaaall oh look at that that’s not
Donnie
..slendy’s gone.
And so’s that other
person.
What.
9:06
AM
So, uh.. that was an old woman. I saw her for a little
bit, standing in the middle of the hall, but now she’s just gone,
man! It’s true!
Donnie’s still here. We’re looking for the
exit now.
9:13
AM
Staircase! Hey! Finally.
Aaand slendy’s up there
fuck that shit we’re going down.
9:14
AM
Ground floor ho boy
see ya slendy
wouldn’t
wanna be ya!
9:15
AM
We’re out of the hotel.
Where are we now, we’re
in Liverpool, okay.
HELLO, LIVERPUDLIANS! WE ARE THE BEATLES,
AND WE’RE
flying zombies
eat guitar controller
eat
it in the FACE
oh god the blood
dgjssdgwothaWHOA
YEAH,
YOU’D BETTER RUN, FLYING ZOMBIES.
YEAH, YOU’D BETTER
FALL TO THE GROUND AS IF YOU’VE JUST BEEN SHOT.
YEAH, YOU’D
BETTER DIE EVEN THOUGH I DON’T HAVE A GUN.
Yeah, we’d
better run.
9:19
AM
Oh hi there! These are other nice people! Real people!
Not twisted or demented or zombies or anything like that! They’re
people!
It’s a family of four, specifically.
9:48
AM
The father’s name is Richard, that much I know.
Mother’s name is Meredith. Man, British people have stupid names.
>_> Even though I am one. It’s still true. They have two
sons, one of whom looks about.. early-twenties, his name’s Rogers,
other son’s probably around seventeen, name’s Bill. Completely
generic names.
They’re staying at a nearby inn until the
Exodus sets sail. Donnie asked if we could stay with them, and
they said we’d have to ask the innkeeper.
Fair enough.
11:03
AM
This town is large. See, I didn’t know that. Because
I’ve never been to Liverpool before.
Apparently it's not even
a town; it's a city? Wow! I'm impressed with you, England. More than
one city? Good job!
But anyway, we just found the inn. It’s
pretty close to the harbour.
11:22
AM
The innkeeper’s given us a room. It’s a nice room,
yes. But the innkeeper told us to watch out for the Masked Massacrer
who’s been spotted in the area. I’m gonna ask around about this.
12:39
PM
I’ve asked a good few people around here about this
“Masked Massacrer” guy, and I’ve gotten a few details.
Masky
is a— oh. Actually, that sums it up, right there. Masky. A man in a
mask.
The Liverpoolians have dubbed him the “Massacrer”
because he’s killed a whopping six people. How terrifying.
I’ve killed more people than that. ..though I probably don’t
want to start telling people that.
They say this guy’s mask is
funny. It’s like a crudely-drawn Jesus mask. There’s a beard and
a moustache and the long hair and everything.
So.. we’re up
against the Masked Messiah. Except he kills people. How are these
guys sure it’s not just Cockroach Jesus? Actually, then again, I’m
sure if it was a human-sized cockroach, they’d be able to
tell.
Either way, this is gonna be a long four days.
1:03
PM
Donnie wants to “listen to some music.” …”in
bed.” “Together.”
I’m “looking forward to this,”
journal. I’ll see you after the “show.”
1:34
PM
ffff neighbours came in! Guess we forgot to lock the
doors. They said there’s a big inn-wide meeting going on
downstairs. And they said we can work on repopulating the human race
when it’s just the two of us left.
Great, now we just look
like the guests who fuck a lot.
We weren’t even fucking, just
cuddling. D:
(I.. wasn’t ready.)
2:00
PM
That meeting was boring. It was basically a headcount and
making sure everyone was going on the Exodus.
Oh, and a
curfew. Eight o’ clock sharp, as Masky tends to strike after
that.
2:27
PM
We went to the local supermarket and got some
non-perishable foods. Yummy!
There’s lots of flying zombies in
the sky, but they don’t seem to want to bother us.
I’m glad.
5:09
PM
Someone’s knocking in our door.
At least they had
the courtesy to knock. >.>
5:13
PM
It was Rogers. He has something he wants to show us.
5:17
PM
Out of the inn.
5:29
PM
This is a golf club.
Rogers led us here to play
golf?
5:33
PM
That’s a rabbit hole.
It’s a vending machine,
but every slot is taken up by an eyeball that’s blinking and
looking around and ugh. It’s at the end of a hallway. I can tell
that this door right here’s a rabbit hole.
Rogers looks.. is
he expecting us to go in?
“You know what this is,
right?”
Donnie said it’s a rabbit hole.
Rogers laughed.
“No, no, no. What’s this?” He’s pointing at the
entrance.
I said it’s a door.
“That’s right. It is
a door. Do you know what that means?”
We don’t.
“It
means we’ve got the key to Rapture right here in front of us.”
He’s
leading us away from the door now.
“You don’t want to go
into that door. You don’t want to go into any door, but
what’s tricky is that sometimes you run into a door that doesn’t
even look a thing like a door.”
For some reason, I’m
reminded of that huge vault thing that the Vorke was resting behind.
It looked like a door, though actually…
“The Exodus...
why do you want to go on the Exodus, guys?”
Donnie says
we’re meeting people in America.
“Nah, that’s not why.
C’mon, be honest. Why do you want to go on the Exodus?
Actually, let me ask a better question. Why do you have to
go?”
Uh.. shit. I don’t really know.
“Why do you have
no choice?”
We don’t have a choice? WAITWAITWAIT, it’s
because England is theirs now. Like that graffiti said.
Rogers
is grinning madly. "Ah, but whose? England is
whose?”
Donnie said “The things.” And I said
“Fear.”
“Yes. Yes. England belongs to them
now. Fear. YES, yes that’s completely right. No one ever
knows that, but you guys are the first I’ve found who knew!”
He takes a bit to calm down.
We’re at a window now, facing out
to the driving range. Zombies are out there.
“I’ve heard
rumours. About what caused this weird stuff.”
I asked if he
meant Rapture, and he shouted.
“It’s not Rapture. At
least, this isn’t. I knew that as soon as I heard the blind
prophets. They go around saying ‘Rapture is coming.’ ‘Cause it
is. Rapture’s coming. It’s not here yet. The fears know
that too, which is why they’ve come out to play. They were always
here, you know. The fears. They used to just occasionally reach out
to get people, but now they’re going crazy. They’re
killing people left and right. Some of ‘em even use us to
kill people for ’em.”
..fuck. Like the Harlequin.
His
face lit up.
“The wooden girl. Yes. She uses people, uses us.
I haven’t heard of her lately, though. Which is odd. Actually, a
lot of the fears are doing odd things lately. Some of them are
killing more than usual, but one thing’s certain: they’re
claiming England for good now.”
asdfgh oh, that was just
Donnie grabbing my shirt, since my hands are occupied.
“Do you
know anything about the wooden girl? Why she’s gone quiet
lately?”
I looked at Donnie. She nodded at me. “It’s..
well, I subdued her, I guess you could say.”
Rogers looked at
me for a bit. Then he laughed. “But the wooden girl’s a fear. She
can’t be subdued just like that. I’d be surprised if she could be
subdued at all. I think she’s planning something. I dunno.
Doctor Cloud, too. I hear nothing but trouble about what he found in
JESUS
IT’S THE MASKED MASSACRER
HE KILLED
ROGERS
he’s gone.
But.
._.
10:42
PM
We’re gonna go to bed.
11:00
PM
Rapture is coming.
(Attached: "The blind prophets are more of a continental Europe thing. Around the turn of the apocalypse, some Austrians woke up to find they were completely blind, and they all heard a voice telling them to go as far as they can around the world and spread the message that Rapture's coming. Lots of countries got this kind of thing, though only the Austrians were blind. Japan got long-haired girls, I guess to play on that cultural fear? Who can really say the logic behind all this? The point is, every prophet says it all started with a voice on May 21st, a disembodied voice that only some people could hear. This is only one of the many arbitrary things about the end of the world.")