MONDAY JUNE 20TH, 2011

(Tally Marks)

10:40 PM
II

(Attached: "Give up? The answer: A lot of destruction and problems come from both of them! *slaps knee* Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hoo, I kill myself.")



TUESDAY JUNE 21ST, 2011

(Bad Jokes)

10:40 PM
III

(Attached: "Alright, alright, shut up shut up I've got another: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?")


WEDNESDAY JUNE 22ND, 2011

(Classic Jokes)

10:40 PM
IIII

(Attached: "What? 'A carrot?' Nice try, but no. The answer's Jordan. 'Cause he repeats himself on and on, and when he's not repeating himself verbally he's writing his own words down and those of everyone around him! Ohhhhhh, that one was a CLASSIC!")


THURSDAY JUNE 23RD, 2011

(Ten Years in Jail)

10:40 PM
IIII

(Attached: "A spidercat, a viking, and a cockroach step into a courtroom and in front of the judge, ready to be judged for all they've done. The spidercat gets sent away to the vet to be euthanized for being an abomination to nature. The viking gets declared innocent, commits war crimes, and spends ten years in jail. What does the cockroach get? C'mon, c'mon, this is the last one, give it your best guess.")


FRIDAY JUNE 24TH, 2011

(Tell Us Yourself)

10:40 PM
IIII I

(Attached: "What a silly guess. Alright, guess I'll just have to tell you myself: The world at its feet to stomp on all it wants.")